Movie Review: Attack of the Morningside Monster
Attack of the Morningside Monster is another movie where there is no one to root for. Everyone is either a scumbag or annoying as all get out.
Nicholas Brendan from Buffy the Vampire Slayer is in this movie. That's about all the star power I can muster. The cop in the movie pretty much went to Home Depot, got some mailbox letters and wrote out Morningside Police on his car that if it drove by really fast, could maybe pass for a cruiser, but not really.
The villain or beastie or whatever is... well, to best describe it, I'll just leave this here for you.
He wears a velvet cape and black rubber gloves. And little old ladies washing their dishes wear their gloves better than this guy.
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