Movie Review: Blood Legend

I'm patiently waiting for another Black Rock, but will probably be waiting for a while because today's movie is... drum roll, please... Blood Legend.

I just... I've got nothing for this. I'm too sickly to be coming up with stupid quips about this movie that doesn't deserve quips.

Four high school girls are "witches", including Diana, a descendant of a witch who vowed to get her revenge on the town as she got burned at the stake. Flashback question: why are her boobs showing???? She's being burned at the stake, why do we need to see her boobs?

Diana and her buds bring her ancestor back to life and soon deaths right and left start happening. There's a really stupid sex scene with one of the high school teachers. A nice girl is doing the assignment from his class on the myth of a witch being burned at the stake. Diana and her "coven" decide she's a stupid virgin and trap her in a garden area - that's legit just someone's backyard - with the ancestor. I'm assuming she's dead now.

Diana's boyfriend Caleb and his friend go to Diana's little get-together where they wind up drinking the blood of the innocent and watching the resurrection of the ancestor by way of the death of Mary, the nice girl from school.

Things just get more stupid as it goes along. Two hunters on a gravel road are attacked by the beastie. One is killed and the other teams up with Caleb and his friend. Things happen. One by one, each of the girls in the coven are killed by the beastie because they wee descendants of the clergymen who killed Moira, the ancestor. Eventually Diana is chosen as the final sacrifice and is killed. Moira and her eternal love Isaac live happily ever after.

Moral of this movie: All you have to do in order to be a witch is wear black and a cape. Boom! A witch.