Movie Review: Alien 3000
2005. Lorenzo Lamas. Invisible alien hiding in a mining cave filled with cursed "Viking conquistador" gold. OPI (not the nail care company).
Literally nothing in this movie makes any sense. It really doesn't. I'm surprised this isn't featured on SyFy around the clock.
Alien 3000 easily makes it into the category of so-bad-it's-almost-good.
Moral of this movie: Don't touch viking conquistador gold.
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