Movie Review: Troll 2

The second movie in my double feature with Dingo on Sunday night was Troll 2. He'd already seen it and gave a rave review for it so my expectations were high. And they were met.

Joshua, a young boy who sees the ghost of his grandfather, hates the idea of going to Nilbog. It's a short vacation - oh, wait, how long? A month. Who in their right mind goes on vacation a couple hours away from their house for A MONTH??? Who? Anyway, his parents see no problem with their child. His dead grandfather warns him about Nilbog, but of course no one listens to Joshua.

Joshua's sister gives her boyfriend an ultimatum: Give up your friends and come hang out in Nilbog with me and my family for a month or we're done. Well, lover boy didn't show up so they moved out of town without him. They get to Nilbog and of course it's filled with wholesome, yet creepy types. And by creepy types, I mean this guy...

And surprise, surprise! Nilbog is filled with goblins! Ahhhhhh!!! Dingo and I had a favorite goblin though and here she is. Isn't she a beauty?

Following a strange pattern, there was also a super weird "sex scene" in Trolls 2. This one involved the goblin queen or whatever she was finding the boyfriend's friend alone in the RV they brought. She has an ear of corn and tells him if you heat it up, it'll become popcorn. They put the corn in between them as they make out and all of a sudden popcorn starts shooting out everywhere. How? Why? What?

Moral of this movie: Always check the backwards spelling of the town you'll be spending an unreasonable amount of time in. Nilbog = Goblin.