Movie Review: Machete

Dingo and I have gotten on a movie-watching kick as of late. We had a double-feature with Rocky Horror Picture Show (Dingo had never seen it) and this gem. He'd mentioned Machete before, but I'd never seen it so when we found it on YouTube, he made me turn it on.

Machete stars Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Robert DeNiro, Don Johnson, Cheech Marin, and Lindsay Lohan. It was a perfect start to our movie watchathon as it's over the top with its cheese and explosions. I loved every second of it.

Moral of this movie: Don't mess with Machete because he will have your lady friend, your daughter, and he will then proceed to cut your head off with one of his many sharp and shiny weapons.